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The grass is always greener. But if you’re the one who isn’t raising little assholes? You win every time. 😉

My “ok class get back on task” face 😁
#tbt 🧚🏽‍♀️
Sometimes we’re in class engaging in dialogue about our lesson, and somehow my kiddos knew how to sometimes get off topic and make me laugh 🤣🤣🤣 those kids would say the most funny and clever things you’d ever hear!!! Smh 🤦🏽‍♀️ ...
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... #classgetbackontask #irefusetolaugh #teachersarentsupposetolaugh #teacherlife
#livelaughlove #liveyourpassion #liveyourbestlife 💖💖💖 #schooldays #kidssaythedarndestthings #teacherlife

All shoes bright and shiny and ready to take on the FIRST day of school. 😂🙌🏼 .
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Don’t worry, I have already eaten leftover birthday cake for breakfast and completely ignored my “to-do” list. .
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The house feels so empty without these three big kids home. And the little boys feel totally lost without them. .
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Callaghan just told me, “Mom, summer time is better than school time, because (holding up one finger) Jackson and (holding up a second finger) legos, and.......(third finger) Bennett.” I am sure he meant to say Stella too.😆 I am sure he misses her too.😂 .
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I will continue to feel sorry for myself and worry about them for exactly....the rest of the day. 😑 But I will try to hide it. 😬 .
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Jackson was so nervous about today. Middle School is hard. I remember waaaaaay too many sad days and waaaaaaay too many lonely days, and waaaaaay too many days of not knowing where to sit during lunch. My heart is hanging low for him and I am praying he finds kids to sit with at lunch. .
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So, what are you doing today? 😂

Funniest post you’ll ever see! This was 3 years ago from my sweet Macey!
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"Once upon a time there was a book named Snag Snag because he snagged onto a lot of stuff.

Then a boy named Snaggy Snag erased the book's face.

That's actually the end." #kidstories #kidssaythedarndestthings #drawing #instacomics #coloredpencil #inkdrawing #cuteart #fouryearsold #momlife

I found this gem from when my son was in 4th grade. It was something he completed in school. 😳😂 I cant even.
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So the fur babies have been here since Tuesday and we are loving the new girls Apple and banana. And penny is killing me off with her voice over 😂😂 #gurl #kidssaythefunniestthings #kidssaythedarndestthings #childsplay #daughter #new #newpets #homepage #bunnies #rabbits #cute #bestfriends #ll48 #newaddition #newadventures

Motherhood Goals! Thank you @_ashley_noel_!
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8 a.m. and everyone in the house is still asleep but me! 😳 That’s when you know it was a good fourth! (Now WAKE UP because we’re headed to the beach!)
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I keep telling y’all that Zoe has been like this her entire life. She knows who she is. She knows what she likes. And she’s not accepting anyone else’s ideas for who she should be. Period. #daughter #kidssaythedarndestthings #tomboy #mom #momlife #motherhood #love #selfawareness #selflove #teacher #teacherlife #tbt #throwbackthursday

He calls me Honey 🍯 #AndILoveIt 😍 #MyBigBoy #ThatSmile #GetsMeEveryTime #ThatMouthThough 🤷🏽‍♀️ #KidsSayTheDarndestThings 🤦🏽‍♀️ #FourGoingOnForty

Big sister duties 💕 being an aunt has truly been my best accomplishment. “Only an aunt can give hugs like a mother, keep secrets like a sister and share love like a friend.” ~ unknown #tbt #latergram #family #love #myworld #myloves #blessed #kids #instakids #kidssaythedarndestthings #minime

#tbbckidisms @bwehrman , Complete the Lucky Duck Form! ⛳️ #Kidism #kidssaythedarndestthings #jrgolf

He skinned his knee, showed me the blood and said "Ew, Daddy, I'm a tomato". Hahaha. #tomatokid #kidssaythedarndestthings #skinnedknees

Tried a mixed mani today. I’m not great at mixing and matching but I was happy with these. Though one of my kids wasn’t super impressed. Gotta love their honesty 😂😂

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