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Someone of us often find ourselves in this situation and assume giving up is the options. Most times we see ourselves as failures.

But It's important we trust our guts and never think giving up is the next way out. It's not.
Keep going, keep trying, keep at it till you make your mark.

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I don't know what kind of boring adults this Dude holds company with, but on Thursday at lunch, I asked my friend what animal they'd like to come back as, if there was reincarnation, and if it works like that (humans to animals).
My 2 lizard animals were Gila Monster & Water Monitor (few predators) and my 3rd was (and this is negotiable) the most powerful and predatory bird, like, a giant Hawk.
My friend said a hawk or a pampered little dog of a rich woman.
I feel like those little dogs are sort of tortured because they don't get to be dogs.
We weighed out our own safety, location, living conditions and decided that we'd still have subconscious instincts learned from already being a human.
I'm 42 and my friend is 41.
You can't discuss politics 24/7.
And for the record, my 3rd favorite lizard is a ghecko, but I dont want to come back as one.
#lizards #adultconversation
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Hubbs sends message "didn't see anything but this grouse tonight" .
So I show the boys.
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Ryker: "Mom, I think that's actually a pigeon". .
Me: "O boy, don't hurt your Dads ego".
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Ryker: "but it's not a deer, he was supposed to get a deer".
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This kid kills me. 😂😂😂😂😂

A whole lotta chaos in this house 🤪.
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One of my biggest challenges has been finding balance in the chaos.
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How to handle work, 4 loco kids, make sure @daniclarkfit has some attention, “to-do’s” around the house, a bazillion other things and still fit in workouts of some sort.
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Years ago the answer was to spend every ounce of energy focusing on everyone else and not find any time for myself.
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🔥 Finding home workouts was a life saver (literally). They have allowed me to DO IT ALL. Take care if my bazillion to-dos AND take care of my health.
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The best part: Since taking care of my health, taking care of everything else has become easier.

Since I work tomorrow, me and my middle boo thang went to church tonight. Only thing kinda crazy he did was scream, “is that Jesus?” when the man with a beard was taking up the collection. 😂

#lovechaosandatkins

I’m like gimme the damn ice cream back italia! I’m the one that made the moves to get it and you’re hogging it all!” She says “yea well I’m the one getting you the child support that bought it so....” hmmm touché italia ...... #childsupport #singlemom #singlemomlife #weirdmomclub #funnykids #kidssaythedarndestthings

“ I look at the good place. This is not a good place to eat today. Stefano is eating here “ a note from my 6 year old daughter .
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Guys.. all I wanted to do was catch up on this is us!! So I brought his food to the living room. And to my surprise Sarina was writing a note while I was struggling with feeding Stefano and watching this is us (90% watching 10% missing his mouth) .
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Give me a break child!!! Lol .
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#momfiles #kidssaythedarndestthings #motherhood #momfluencer #motherhoodrising #influencer #motherhoodunplugged #motherhoodthroughig #motherhoodthroughinstagram #momblog #mommyblog #mommyblogger #mombloggers

So we are sitting here waiting for the wedding to start and Peightyn sees the flowers in the isle and asks, "why are these flowers here? Is someone buried here?" So cute and so funny! #peightynmarie #kidssaythedarndestthings #sheissofunny

Ahhhhhhh....? Yes?
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What's the strangest or funniest question your little one has asked you? .
This one had me in stitches! Which, coincidentally, is what my vagina also received post childbirth. As Katy Perry hasn't had kids, maybe the answer is a giant no. 😂
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#funny #funnymemes #kids #mumlife #momlife #mummyblog #parenting #kidssaythedarndestthings #instafunny #sunday #omg #katyperry #childbirth

I put up a cardboard skeleton decoration for Hallowe'en and Emery said "He's a boner!" 😂 #kidssaythedarndestthings #toddlerisms

So I come to get tacos for dinner 🌮 and when we pulled into the parking lot, Adrianna says “Awwww man I wanted to go to the other place!!” I’m like, What other place? Why, what do u want to eat?! And she says “LOBSTER” 🤣 #priceless #kidssaythedarndestthings #toddlers #funnygirl #happygirl #mylittleworld #thatsmile

Little windy but great day for canvassing. Favorite thing was a young boy who asked me what City Council does and the follow up question was “do they like nature?” Then he promised to send me a picture of his Lamborghini when he buys it. #daytonky #election2018 #kidssaythedarndestthings #nature #lovemytown #christina4daytonky

All I want to do is sit and have a conversation with her 🤣😫🤣

Aine: -Draws LARGE circle on paper-
Me: Aine, what are you drawing?
Aine: Pappa's Big, Fat tummy!!!
Me: 😂 #gold #kidssaythedarndestthings

Fra:.....-Этот там около столик?
Me: -Да, но этот тут, а тот там... но да тот, что в костюмчике.
Fra: -Так они все в кастумчек, этот, тот, все в кастумчек, мама....
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