Thank you, insurance provider, for reminding me that I am OLD AF and this is the beginning of the end of my life. 🙄
I would also like to express my appreciation for enclosing a how-to guide, an instructional DVD, a plain, folded up piece of paper (?), and a special phone number to reach out to someone, who I'm certain is standing by, to answer any and all questions not found in the guide or DVD. You da real MVP! 👎🏾 .
If I could make one suggestion for future mailings to people you plan to traumatize. How about including a gift certificate for a case of wine. That might help get you a better response rate. Just saying...👍🏽
#mailusyourshit #noforreal #justasample #notcool #iknow #detectionisbest #butreally #ugh #ineedtosleeponit #andconsumelotsofwine #thenwellsee 🚫