I ALMOST died but who cares? I jacked that tree up.
Today, I went hiking in the smoky mountains and almost died 18 times so it was a good day. Hiking with me is never a good idea because "hiking" isn't just "hiking", it's doing every reckless thing that I can think of. Tackling trees is no exception.
Living recklessly is kinda my thing. Can you tell? 😎