Im dying laughing ty so much @heathermcdonald 4 keeping it real!!! ・・・ If you don't get the joke, check out @tripp for the obnoxious original.
My husband wrote this on his personal Facebook Page and it was so beautiful I wanted to share it with you all. I love this woman and her flat ass. As a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to girls that resembled a yard stick, ones who were shapeless and pencil like, girls that the average (basic) bro might refer to as “ a trunk with no junk” or even "ounce with no bounce." Then, as I became a man and started to educate myself on issues such as “girls are people too” and how pop culture marginalizes women with songs like “Baby got Back” or “ Back dat ass up”. I realized how many men have bought into that lie. For me, there is nothing sexier than this woman right here: chicken legs, flat ass, the way her armpit folds into a tiny origami vagina, etc. Her shape and size won't be the one featured on the cover of Essence or Maxim but it's the one featured in my life and in my heart. There's nothing sexier to me than a woman with a pancake ass and confidence; this gorgeous girl I married, who struggles to fill out a thong, who will never know what it feels like to twerk– is still the most beautiful one in the room. Guys, rethink what society has told you that you should desire. A real woman is not a Kardashian or Beyonce or Oprah. She's real. She has chopstick legs and two deflated whoopee cushions for an ass. Girls, don't ever fool yourself by thinking you have to fit a certain mold to be loved and appreciated. There is a guy out there who is going to celebrate you for exactly who you are, someone who will love you like I love my Heather. #Peather4ever Share with your flatass friends! #Ilovemyflatasswife #juicyscoop