Client: "I need this copy revised." Me: *does it* Client: "Copy's too long. Shorten it." Me: *Scribbles all the jazz off* Client: "Ah. It needs to be descriptive with a little of sparkle, you know? Add diamonds and rubies and paint it with crystallised pearls and sprinkle it with care and love and affection" Me: *Adds one more punctuation and one preposition and dives into the sea to get pearls*
Client: "I think it has a spelling error." ME: WHAT. DID. YOU. JUST. SAY?!?!?! (Client maybe king🗣. But I'm a Grammar Nazi! 👸🙆🙅) . . . .