And unto his followers JC said, "'Tis fucking Friday, so drink of the alcohol and fornicate wildly." To which his followers replied, "Okie dokie." He also said something about not driving like a fucktard, and stressed the importance of learning which pedal is for braking and which is for acceleration. Make your Friday fab, kids, not fucktarded. --Uncle Wolfgang #JesusShit#FabFriday#LearnToFuckingDrive#FreeTheCock#Fur
I vividly remember the day my world came crashing down when my Mother told me it wasn't guaranteed that I would receive the Tiffany's necklace at my Confirmation, so I basically said fuck you and dropped out of catechism the next day. After spending the last few hours learning about this dude, I still don't understand why we needed 8 years to learn this shit. #jesusshit
#Imissyou#jesusshit as 2016 ends it's bitter sweet. I have to leave a lot of things behind but my memories with you won't be one of those things. Your birthday would be next month so I'll be sure to celebrate for you.