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I think he might be lying... don’t nostrils count as orifices? Either way, that’s some Elonspiration!
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THE PLOT THICKENS: When I heard the aforementioned researchers were developing specialized goggles (The ObjectiGoggles®) to see the world through the eyes of an #Objectivist, I brought them an image of this shirt that @marilynmansion had seen at the Salvation Army. Turns out the ObjectiGoggles® reveal something surprising! .
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BREAKING NEWS : A team of crack #Swedish #scientists have just obtained objective proof of #subjectivity through what they’ve termed the “Doggie-doo test”. Here are their findings! .
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OMG we have received a leaked PDF of @fordnationdougford‘s “new” sex education textbooks! This is page 12! Don’t be fooled by the sleek Scandinavian-inspired rebrand! Sign my @changedotorg petition! Link in bio! .
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TFW you finally get your shit together and convert that dilapidated shed into your own personal “gym”
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“1, 2... Freddy's coming for you... 3, 4 better lock your door... 5,6 grab some silicone dicks... 7,8, gonna stay up late... 9, 10, never sleep again!"
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Congratulations dear followers, you have been #blessed by Malcolm De Malco the patron saint of social media #influencers and of #cryptocurrency. Like this likeness of him and in turn you will be liked. Your #bitcoin will also be #prosperous.
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TFW you start to get comfortable in your new role as sysop on your own cute lil meme BBS .
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A heartfelt ribbit to @homehardware for playing a vital role in childhood education. Pictured here is their patented Kid’s #Pepe Dog Shit Shovel, catalogue no. fckpp8913. It’s designed to teach kids to tidy up after Fido while disavowing #altright fuckery from a very early age! 💩🐸💩 .
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