One day, when I grow up, I will write about the Java samosa. A self assured samosa. The Java samosa should go on Slim Possible for samosas but it won't because the Java samosa is happy with who it is. It has made peace with the fact that it is bigboned and can't float. It refuses to step on a scale because no scale can register its weight. The Java samosa doesn't have one single yogi friend.
Think about it, there are so many things you can do with a Java samosa. You can harm someone with it. Like someone who owes you money. Those people who say, "boss just give me a few days there is this cheque.." Buy the Java samosa, lurk in their parking lot and as they step out of the car bludegeon them on the face with a Java samosa. They won't wake up before Christmas. Money back guarantee.
Your door keeps swinging and banging? Jam it with a Java samosa. You cant find a rock to place behind your wheels as you change a flat tyre? Use a Java samosa. You need an anchor for your boat? Get a Java Samosa. Do you want to lure and trap a Luhya? Just use a Java samosa! You dont need five loaves of bread and two fish to feed jangos in a funeral; you need only one Java samosa.
You can also eat a Java samosa. But you have to be very sure its something you want to do. It's a big commitment. A commitment to open your mouth wide. Very wide.
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