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MOST RECENT

When you want to smell as masc and 'I haven't showered for two days' as possible but also want to smell of fragrance. It's a hard thang but this kinda works. I smell of sweat, skin, bourbon, rotten fruit and camphor. It's really a lot better than it sounds. Hopefully they (he?) thinks so too.
#risque #gonesexual #istink #istinksogood

I rolled in a ton of 🦌 💩 💩, and I freakin loved ever moment of it! But.....I stink like 💩now! Who wants to give me a bath?
#golden-retriever #goldenretrievers #goldensoninstagram #dog #dogsofinstagram #istink #💩 #dogstagram #happy

Jen vs The Landscaping
It’s been an epic 8hr battle thus far and still too soon to call. I’ve cussed & sweat & bled but I will not be defeated!

#dirtydeeds #likeagirl #doitmyself #istink #powertoolshelp #frecklesordirt

Thanks @catwheeler09 for a great night out celebrating your birthday 🎉 in true #adultbirthday style . . . Bowling 🙌🏻. .
Two things i learned . . . We still know how to have fun, and I won’t be leading up any bowling league anytime soon 🙅🏼‍♀️ #istink #wheresthebumpers #hbd #nightout #bowling #thatshowweroll

There is absolutely nothing pretty about 4hours on a smart trainer... its sweaty, its gross, and its a head fuck.. Yeah you can totally pull out when you feel like its enough.. so that for me is the toughest part.. suck it up princess, You set the numbers, Now you stick to it.. harden up, look at your numbers, do better than last week! And yeah im getting some form back, not sure Im entirely prepared for the @radrace Tour de Friends 600km in 4 days through the Dolomites, but hey if I knew it was going to be easy I wouldn’t have signed up! 💪🏼 #doepicshit #causeyouonlyliveonce #foreverhells500 #trainhardtobehard #cycling #toughenupprincess #ridelikeaboss #stopwhinging #justgetitdone #ridebikes #indoortrainer #zwift #sosweaty #sweatfest #istink #itsasaunainhere #cyclistsofinstagram #cyclist #becausebikes #notpretty #thisiswhyimsingle #ilikebikes #indoortrainerlife #smarttrainer

Day 5, Moleside to Patersons, 30km 🏅This morning I had breakfast with a kookaburra, me eating porridge and he had a giant worm up in the tree 🤢 It was nice not to dine alone for a change. By the time the sun came up I was packed and hitting the trail 🌦 The first signs of human life appeared today, a man fishing on the river, there has been no zombie apocalypse! 🧟‍♂️ A kangaroo played hide and seek with me for about 10 minutes, he saw me and bounded up around the bend, then as I came around the bend, he jump around the next bend and waited until I appeared again, and so on, it was very cute. My #frogtogs rain pants are shredded to bits from climbing over and under fallen trees but are still somewhat effective at keeping my legs dry. The music was pumped and I sung to the woods, probably sending the wildlife scurrying for their lives with my screeching voice 🙉 Just before dusk, I hit 30kms, and you can imagine my surprise when I see someone sprawled out on MY CAMP SITE! 🙀 We had a quick chat and he told me about another site only 50 metres away with 3 canoe sheds to camp in and my own toilet 👌 Phew, I wasn’t ready for human interaction just yet, so I set up my tent in one of the sheds and made my last dinner of the trip. As the sun went down I heard lots of scurrying around so flicked on my headlamp to see what the ruckus was about and there were about 6 sets of big round eyes looking at me……POSSUMS!!!!! 🤯 They want my food!!!!!! Do I keep the food in the tent or out? Will they chew through my tent? 🤔 I decide to risk it and keep it in inside my tent. Every time I hear scurrying I make noise by moving on my sleep mat to scare the critters away….I survive my last night without being eaten by possums, hooray! 😴 #survivor #possumlife #recordmileage #stuffed #sore #thegreatsouthwestwalk #hikingadventures #wetfeetsuck #glenelgrivernationalpark #wildlife #istink #dontcaretho

Ha ha. Me focused on my scoring duties @theplayerscup @southwood1894. And me after getting home and finally getting & drink before the shower. 6 bottles of water in 18 holes #feetstink #istink #volunteering #golf #gr8experience #prosmisstoo

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What a challenging camping trip. I survived with no toilet. #blackgirlshike #camping #backpacking #istink #skyrock

Here as promised @christina.shahan doing the workout from the board. I think I might die. And I drug @penny1200 down with me. #gymtime #sweating #istink #workout #girlswholift #fitgirls #imback #mightdie #help #author #authorsofinstagram

Trying to get him to have his morning nap so I can bath before we go to the street fair today, he is clearly tired but fighting it like all hell. #sendhelp #istink #ijustwanttobath #whereisthesand man #fightinghissleep #toystoryblanket

I’m away from home this weekend so all meals are to-go. Luckily Ottawa has everything you could need.
Today was a fasting day because I was traveling, and this beauty was supper - poor photo quality because I was at the food court.
Mix plate (beef and chicken) shawarma salad with garlic sauce and tabouli.
Probably not keto, but close.
Was aright but I will always prefer my own cooking.

Day 3 Post Surgery Update: Too painful to remove my sling to shower. Both dogs insisting I figure it out and get my ass cleaned up or I’m not welcome on “their” couch #shouldersurgery #istink #hearmewhine #pain #roadtorecovery

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