I'm pretty sure that's poop on the wall of our motel bathroom. I promise it wasn't me...? #poop #morethanaskidmark #isthisametaphor

I show everything through a rose colored filter.
#isthisametaphor #maybe #maybeitsjustthefilter
PC: My Mom ♥️

Toasties are binary: you either have a toastie or you don't
#anotherdayanothertoastie #isthisametaphor #goodtoasties #hovis #hovisbread #binary #toasties #cheese

These were my favourite bunch coz all the colours together created a beautiful harmony while highlighting the individuality of each tulip 🌷#tulipfestival #springtime #isthisametaphor

paddling upstream: a tale of two women working against the wind and current on a stand up paddle board for one hour too long #tuneintoourpodcast #isthisametaphor #workwife

Cheers to the people we left 🍻

#cheers#smallcircle#omw#fuckfakefriends#isthisametaphor ?

No horizon #isthisametaphor

LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW GOOD THIS SPREAD IS, okay? So good. I love how the mask card literally goes over the secret identity card.

1. Secret Identity - The Sun. Yes, as it turns out, I am not a terrifying creature of the night. I am a SOLAR creature (of TERROR). But really, yeah, while I am a self tortured artiste and all, I'm also fundamentally way more perky than I usually let on. This is on purpose. Why should you get all my light, stranger?

2. Mask - Queen of Cups. I love the connection here--from sun to sun bathing at the beach. In a bikini. Adorned with bracelets. If you don't recognize me as me here, idk what to tell you, dude. Emotions! Performing feminity! Dressing like a bimbo because it's a litmus test for who is an obvious asshole or not! Even the cute little tuck of those feet--yes hello, it is me, it is I, all dreamy and artsy and with my glasses askew. You know me. You're here, aren't you?

3. Superpower - King of Cups. Yes, at my best, I'm wise about my own emotions and yours, too, and I act and advise accordingly. Look at those beady little red eyes! Trust but nah trust, brah. Staying a king is tricky business. Self knowledge is self regulation is self discipline is the key to becoming the best version of yourself. Your friends should be so lucky as to have all your capacity for strategy available.

4. Weakness - Queen of Wands, reversed. Oh yeah. Look at her, tearing off her arm for you! She's just SO HELPFUL. She's given you so much and oh wait, wait? You did what? Bitch is gonna burn your damn house down. But only after yelling at you first. Fire, fire, fire. Life saving! Vital to human evolution! Comforting! Also sometimes burns your house down.

5. Ally - Knight of Wands. IDK ARE YOU MY SIDEKICK WHO TF ARE YOU? ??? #isthisametaphor

6. Nemesis - The Star, reversed. Hahah...so. the fun thing about reading #tarot long enough? You get your own meanings, your own associations, your own nuances. You also get some screamingly obvious and consistent pairings. I know exactly who this is, and I pulled just this card, just this way, for and about them countless times, from the first reading I ever did for them. "Bitch, we TOLD you!" I know, I know.

Freshly bleached sink... Removing the scum in my life 😉
#removing #gettingrid #nomorescum #bleaching #sink #isthisametaphor #impostingaboutmysink#lol

Update: I did it. Not shown: the long time I stood at the top of the cliff, thinking about it. Sound on for an extra special treat of Mom and @katereil encouraging me. #30by30 #isthisametaphor

She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire. ~Charles Bukowski
She has a right to her anger, she doesn't require validation from anyone & she's still beautiful. Interesting, intelligent, feared,sparkling,strong , fierce, ebbing & flowing , wet & coming in waves ( yes, I said that) its art! She is not just a drop, she is whole. Even her subtle nuances are captivating, you can see her beginning but not her end, she is #limitless & #powerful, she doesn't change her tides for sailors, her scent is memories, she is mysterious, wild & free. #thalassophile #rainydayatthebeach #beauty#isthisametaphor #goodvibesthough #quotes #newhampshire #theatlantic

Picture on the right: Right after I saw Batman V Superman.
Picture on the left: the same day the new Aquaman poster came out.
Coincidence? I think not
#warnerbrosconspiracy #dceu #isthisametaphor #probably

The Plath Of Least Resistance

When your stress baking makes you more stressed. Alas, poor arrowroot flour, I hardly knew you
#isthisametaphor #bakinggonewrong #flouronthefloor

Sometimes we don’t appreciate what’s right in front of us...
#peaceful #miltonkeynesisreallyquitewonderful #isthisametaphor #possibly

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