"I met this guy the other day and he seemed nice, but I don't think he has any social media, not even Instagram."
"What do you mean he doesn't have an Instagram?"
"I know! I tried looking for all his weird nicknames and everything."
"Is he Amish?"
"Okay, then we just aren't looking deep enough. Everyone has an Instagram...wait, does he have a dog?"
"I think so-"
"What's its name?"
"Let me look real quick, uh, Topanga. His dogs name is Topanga!"
"FOUND IT. Looks like he recreates scenes of Boy Meets World with his dog Topanga and hIS CAT, CORY. No way!! If you don't call and ask him to marry you right now, I will."