📲 7 Instagram facts about me ⠀
1️⃣ I used to be an absolute fan of Instasize, and the full-size pictures (preferably 4X5) came into my account only when I've decided to play in Insta-game, where you have to worry about the engagement rate. It was challenging at the beginning, but now I love it. 😍 Now, I look at some profiles and see their 2014 Instasize style or 2015 HDR style pictures. You gotta move on, guys. Seriously. 🤦🏻♂️
2️⃣ I want to tear off the hands of people who are taking pictures on iPhone 7 and above like they are taking pictures on a slipper. 🙃 Why? Or is it better to ask "how"? 🤦🏻♂️
3️⃣ I'm not following anybody just because of politeness, or because it's "necessary", or because "well, this person already follows me". 💁🏻♂️ I couldn't care less. ⠀
4️⃣ I put likes myself and sincerely neigh when I hear that it is not cool. Really? 🙄
I get it, you don't understand how new Instagram algorithm works, but do you think that the self-liking in general worth of discussing!? 😂 Gosh, you live truly boringly.
5️⃣ For me, Instagram is not equal a person. 🙅🏻♂️ I can easy unfollow you if your content is no longer interesting to me, and, at the same time, I will continue to consider you as my good acquaintance. 😅 I'm sorry that I lost a couple of people because they are stupidly offended by that.
Guys, when you will be over the older group of kindergarten - 🚼 come back, I miss you.
6️⃣ I used to write only funny stories, but now it becomes more interesting for me to raise sharply social topics. 🧐 I will write about fat people, crazy mothers, and malicious vegans. I will also write about tolerance, abortion, and chauvinism.
🤭 Yet, I won't write about religion and politics. Generally, I don't care about politics that much, and I definitely don't want to discuss it with someone because, at the end of a conversation, someone always gets hurt.
My policy is 🌍 freedom, and ❤️ love is my religion.
7️⃣ I am confused by a question, “Why are you not following me?”, or a direct request, "Follow me" 😐 Hey guys, I like democracy. 🙋🏻♂️ If I consider I want to follow someone, I will do it without prompting. Okay?
👉🏻 Pick your numbers