You guys. This is a white hair. And do you know where it came from? My EYEBROW. My fucking eyebrow! One tiny little white hair, kicking it amongst a sea of lush brown hairs that are desperately trying to hold on to my youth. But as I look through Instagram and see pictures of scantily clad 20-somethings with their tight bodies and their thick gorgeous hair (both on their head and their eyebrows), I'm reminded that I can no longer fight this aging thing. It's happening. I'm experiencing aches and pains, one surgery after another, and WHITE HAIR IN MY EYEBROW! Trying to remind myself that with age comes experience, and I'm WAY smarter than those hotties, and they have no idea what they're in for over the next 20 years of their life, but it's not working! Can someone (preferably older than me) come over with a gallon of "Ben N Jerry's Americone Dream" and talk me out of a facelift and an eyebrow transplant?
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