When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for YOU to dissolve the
political bonds which have connected you to a corporate gym, and Discover the FREEDOM of being your own boss.
Eliminate the TYRANNY of your floor hours, for we are all endowed with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.
No longer will you go quietly into the night. You will rise up in gyms across America, for today, YOU shall declare YOUR INDEPENDENCE !