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They grow up so fast, amiright? Haha Happy first day of school everyone!! 🔸
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#MFA #ASU #ASUmuseum #goals #firstdayofschool #ImSoCorny

Regrann from @stillinthegame - So Leah starts 3rd grade today and I’m hype because this is the first time I’ve been around for her first day of school. So I woke up at 530 to make her some struggling chocolate chip smiley pancakes because I always see those tv dads do it 😂😂 #ImSoCorny #ButSheLovesItTho #itsgametime - #regrann

So Leah starts 3rd grade today and I’m hype because this is the first time I’ve been around for her first day of school. So I woke up at 530 to make her some struggling chocolate chip smiley pancakes because I always see those tv dads do it 😂😂 #ImSoCorny #ButSheLovesItTho #itsgametime

My kid says things like “That movie sucked ass!” Or ....“Omg it smells like ass”....And I always say to her....“Skyla, don’t say “ass”....Well.....This was her birthday card this year hahaha/laughing MY ASS off..... #lol #funnyshit #omg #hilarious #kids #imsocorny #lmao #corny #loveit

“I’m so corny” for sale $42 screwball closure bangle, stainless steel heart, large white glass beads, orange small glass beads, black Crystal rondelle beads #stampitoutloud #bangle #unique #momboss #stainlesssteel #orange #black #halloweeniscoming #imsocorny

It’s Official!!! All 3 of my boys will be playing for #NRMF!! #IAmSoExcited sundays will be spent on the field!’ No more missing Jadens games 😍#ImSoCorny #IDontCare #FootballMom #ILoveIt #SundayFunday

BIG happy Birthday to my Young SuperNova @seinen6sama . Eternal Youth dwells within you. The good energy you put out will be returned to you Tenfold. You up next❗️. The WillofX is now passed down to you. #imsocorny #butyouknow #onepiecedoesexist #soioncare #happybirthdaymynakama

Moving down here by myself with my baby Precious leaving all my friends and family behind, I never expected to make such great and wonderful friends in such a short period of time! Sometimes shit happens that are out of your control but it really shows you who is there for you. From spending time with you, to bringing food, bath bombs, a snake to unclog your toilet, giving you rides, baking cookies and just cuddling with your doggy when you’re on your phone dealing with insurance crap is all so priceless!! 😍😘😭😍😘🐶😍😘🌱😍👯‍♀️😘 #vegancrew #yourvibeattractsyourtribe #whodathunk #imsocorny #butitstrue #forevergrateful #homeawayfromhome #okbye✌🏽

***DEAL ALERT*** this isn’t an ad I’m just cheap and like to save money
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Okurrrrr!!! So some of you all have asked for me to keep you in the loop when I discover deals.
I shared part of this deal a few months back for my 4 eyed friends, so here goes it!!
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ZENNI OPTICAL is absolutely amazing for AFFORDABLE and stylish frames! 🧐 Glasses can be a necessity but remember they are an accessory so don’t go for boring and unflattering ones. Frames start at $6.95 and there’s a promo code for email subscription or $5 off with the link in my bio!
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HUBBLE has a steal for contacts!! Your first 15 day box is just $3!!! After that you pay less than $40 a month for a 30 day supply. I love contacts for when I’m out in the sun or when I just want to look a lil spicy 😏. You can thank me later!!
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#hubblecontacts #zennioptical #justgotmyzennis #cheapthrills #cheapglasses #moneysaver #deals #dealoftheday #cuteframes #glasses #moneybag #securethebag #fashiondeals

"You can't Flamingo with us" 😍
#Imsocorny 😂 #hernameisGlamour #vacationvibes

Despite the smoke, we had such a great time at Whonnock Lake with friends and meeting new friends! Interaction is such a blessing. You make a choice with who your friends are, and you know when you're in the right spot. ❤Bonus of this chapter in my life: I get to watch my son bloom and form his own growing circle. •

#imsocorny #sonofmylife #japplofmyeye #lakeday

My tv started messing up and gets struck on his smile how cute #jussiesmollett ❤️❤️❤️😂 #imisshissmile #imsocorny #imisshim 😪

“I do” love this lady! Get it? I do. It’s a bachelorette. #teambride #bachelorette #foxes #imsocorny #thisiscle

Had to get a Pic in Piccadilly #imsocorny 🤗
But for real, Piccadilly Circus is such a pretty area- it’s city vibes meets historical buildings. Not to mention, I always enjoy a cocktail at the nearby #hamyardhotel
Wearing @thegirlcode_uk 📸@ianupton

Oh my goodness!! Who had these “back in the day?” Loved mine! I hear they’re back. May have to snag one!! 😉 #oldschool #ifeelold #loveit #everythingcomesback #thisrocks #imsocorny

Nothing new, just a pothead everywhere I go.(I CAN NEVER GET A PERFECT PICTURE. LOOK AT HOW CUTE I LOOK, BUT NOOOOOO THERE GOES MY FRICKIN SLEEVE BEING AN ASSHOLE. ALSO, ALL MY SELFIES LATELY HAVE BEEN SO DISAPPOINTING I HAD TO VIRTUALLY PULL THIS ONE OUT AND HONESTLY I JUST MISS EUROPE BUT NO ONE GIVES A RATS ASS.) 🐁🍑🌺





#iuseinstragramfordumbshit #pothead #head #soundsdirty #flowergirl #flowerpowerbitch #imsocorny #iwannabarf #butialsomakemyselflaugh

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