Welp guys, I did it again. The head hanging thievery I seem to always do. It was a bit different this time though, and I think only about 5% is my fault. This time our story takes place in the land of Target. I ran in for some cat food and of course grabbed like twenty other things. It was early so they only had the self checkout open. I got everything rung up and even used the scanner gun on the big bag of cat food. I was feeling pretty good about myself for using that scanner gun like a flipping pro when I hear, "Excuse me miss.( That's what they call me now cause I'm old) Did you ring up that Meyers cleaner in your cart?". Well shiz....I did not. So I apologize and go back from payment to put it in. I know that young girl was thinking...that sly old lady was trying to take that. So I'm feeling dumb on my way to the car when you know the part of the cart where your kid sits? I hit a bump and that fell open...which also made a girls hair bow fall out. A hair bow that was not mine and I certainly didn't pay for. I was like, come on! That chick already thinks I tried to steal the Meyers cleaner...now I walk out with a bow??? So once again, head hung low, an innocent look on my face I walk back in and explain it was in my cart, but wasn't mine. She gave me the look of, "you have issues lady.". I wholeheartedly agree. Big issues! Who wants to buy me a Diet Coke?
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