NOW HIRING: Winter stall cleaner
Looking for anyone who is interested in horse ownership and all that entails. Or guys that wanna learn how to help their "horse crazy" significant other in the barn! Anyone looking for a challenge, because as if it's not hard enough to pick horse poo in bumpy frozen mud, let's add a foot of snow to that and let the temp slip into the teens! You'll need to wear warm gear and gloves. Be ready to have your body too warm before chores are done, and at the same time your hands will still be on high alert for frostbite!
I'm only offering "experience" for this unique job opportunity, as horses typically eat a hole into my "extra spending" budget.
It will be awesome! Horses are awesome too! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Lol just kidding, but really this is how I feel when I head to the barn dressed like the Michelin Man!!