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Actual footage of me 29 years ago today...๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜œ @rosshocknull #ididntsignupforthis #happybirthdaydafty ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ’™ xx

I still burn rice FFS.... how the f*** have I got 3 sons and one is NINE!! ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ Happy birthday champ ๐Ÿ˜˜

#IDidntSignUpForThis โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

Story of my life ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚ #lol #funnycuzitstrue #ididntsignupforthis #wtf #itsmadness #chaoticlifestyle

I guess Iโ€™ll adult today.
#Adulting #IDidntSignUpForThis

It's like we are trapped in an old "B" Movie! Hundreds of boxelder bugs and asian lady beetles all over our windows. It's nice enough to open the windows but I can't. Our windows are so awful ! GAH!
#grossedout
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Prepping for tomorrow divisional picnic, just getting started, still have onions and lettuce. Someone help, send more beer. #prepping #sendbeer #whatdidisignupfor #ididntsignupforthis

Trying to help Cassidy with homework is exhausting
#ididntsignupforthis #schoolsforfools #takemebacktosandiego #nerdalert

On some real shit #IDidntSignUpForThis #OverIt

Currently sitting in a coffee shop and trying to study for my cross cultural leadership exam. #ididntsignupforthis #examweek #studyingabroad

Can an Adult Pampie get a person through the night? Asking for a friend ๐Ÿค”

#22wks #tomanypottytrips #pregolife #adultingcountdown #ididntsignupforthis

Snake in the office basement = me on the table. #notplaying #ididntsignupforthis

Kurt=1, 'Childlock'=0
๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜‘
This whole #cat got a lot more complicated.

This gato figured out how to get the rubber band 'childlocking' the trash off.
#ididntsignupforthis
#veryimpressed #veryannoyed
#kurtversuscabinets #kittykurtcobain
#lockpicker
#thedosgatos
#cattricks
#catsofinstagram

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