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No filter needed for this one. Sorry everyone this one is NFS. @jnutting82 picked this stone months ago and I just delivered. #husbandfail. This killer stone was a purchase from @azurz. Azurite and Malachite are a few of my favorite minerals not only because they are formed back home in #arizona but because of some the powers these minerals behold. Here are a few examples:

Azurite was highly sought after in Ancient Greece and Rome for it's healing powers. In South America the Mayans believed azurite helped transfer knowledge from the gods.

For modern practitioners, azurite's metaphysical properities still mirror it's legacy of power. The crystal helps with clearing tension and confusion and helps the mind focus on new perspectives. Azurite tempers the mind; it releases stress and confusion or those plagued with continous stress.

The malachite (green) in this stone is known for asorbing negative energies and pollutants from the body. In the workplace, malachite is used to protect against noise, flourescent lighting and harmful rays from machinery and cellular phones.
Hope she enjoys.

Anyone else husband as daft as my friend @lisamejuto ( love you Carl !) she asked him to get her some sage from the supermarket and this is what he came back with!

What the kitchen looks like in the morning when you have pneumonia and your hubby offers to "take care of everything" so you can go to bed....sigh. #15minutecleaningroutine #husbandfail

When your wife asks you to buy Milk on the way home after letting you attend a leadership workshop 2 hours away. #husbandfail #sorryjules @jewels_n_peanuts
A few hours late... Thanks for being creative for the kids breakfast this morning β™₯️

Leave it to my child πŸ˜³πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ...the one who can't just smile for the camera...literally 40 minutes I'm in silence on my Sunday night team call, 40 minutes.
Then, the moment I get called on to share my success story with 100 people, Trevor walks in the room. If you know Trevor, you know this is NOT good news. #lordhelpme
He takes over the screen, starts waving and saying hi to everyone on Zoom, and while dying inside and ON camera, I'm trying to lovingly tell him him to GET OUT! So he kind of does, except not completely. Instead he starts turning the lights off and on...while I'm talking! πŸ’†πŸΌ I have no clue what I said for three minutes, I just know my armpits are sweaty... πŸ˜‚
My only hope is that some sweet soul looked at me in the Zoom and thought to herself, "if that hot mess express can do this side business and earn $52,000 in bonuses in two years, I sure as shit can too!" πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸŽ‰πŸ€£
#husbandfail #hehadonejob #momlife #workingmom

9 years and one month #weforgot Mike thought it was in September #husbandfail #couplegoals πŸ’—

So...our evening bike ride to the grocery store turned chaotic when the husband locked up our bikes...and then didn't know the combination. 😳After 1 mile run home and a bolt cutter, we finally got home. Husbands, I tell you... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚#mkembtakeover #biketroubles #husbandfail

Happy Birthday @wendystrong - wife of my youth! You are a constant inspiration and encouragement to me - raising 4 kids, whilst working, playing high level sports and studying a masters all whilst I am away a lot - your capacity is 2nd to none - your beauty breathtaking - your zest for life contagious - your love for your family and friends fierce! 😍❀️😘❀️#presentiscoming #husbandfail #marriedforbreeding

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My husband took the shredded cheese bag to work with him last night. This is what he brings home this morning. Ummm what?! πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

When your wife asks you to buy Milk on the way home after letting you attend a leadership workshop 2 hours away. #husbandfail #sorryjules @jewels_n_peanuts
A few hours late... Thanks for being creative for the kids breakfast this morning β™₯️

The horror of twin simultaneous poonamis and no wipes. I can't un-see the carnage....😱😱 #husbandfail #twinstagram #dirtyprotest #poonami #awash

When you ask your future husband to put the chicken in the fridge... Not quite the container I had in mind, but you did good πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜#husband #husbands #husbandsofinstagram #husbandandwife #fail #husbandfail #chicken #fitness #fitgirl #fit #fitnessmotivation #healthy #healthyfood #healthylifestyle #eat

I'm sat there with my pasta and pork and then hubby walks in with his dinner. .not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4 but 5 CHICKEN BURGERS! πŸ™„ the moral support is unreal πŸ˜‚ πŸ‘πŸ‘Œ #fat #piggy #notdietfriendly #moralsupport #husbandfail @benharrisbv

When your hubby wont selfie with you #smh #husbandfail

Thanks honey for buying the wrong type of Luna barsπŸ™„ #carpool #messygirl #lunabar #husbandfail #ineedwipes #stat

When your husband takes your pic and it’s upside down and your eyes are closed πŸ˜‚ yep thanks babe 😘
@lularoe #lularoe #lularoeclassic #lularoesarah #lularoefall #fall #ootd #husbandfail #fail #picturefail #upsidedown #eyesclosed

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