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What the kitchen looks like in the morning when you have pneumonia and your hubby offers to "take care of everything" so you can go to bed....sigh. #15minutecleaningroutine #husbandfail

Homemade sangria!

Happy freaking Birthday to this gorgeous wife of mine. Hope you enjoyed your day and that amazing cake that you made yourself. #husbandfail I'm so glad I have you as an example, friend and spouse!! #thanksforbeingborn

My awesome wife just won me a bulbasaur! I tried to win for her and failed. Miserably #wifewins #husbandfail #gottacatchthemall #stampede #albertabound

Happy Birthday @wendystrong - wife of my youth! You are a constant inspiration and encouragement to me - raising 4 kids, whilst working, playing high level sports and studying a masters all whilst I am away a lot - your capacity is 2nd to none - your beauty breathtaking - your zest for life contagious - your love for your family and friends fierce! 😍❀️😘❀️#presentiscoming #husbandfail #marriedforbreeding

Burning dinner. #husbandfail

When your husband leaves the gate open like a dumb dumb and your dog who is still a puppy goes on a diaper rampage. Luckily no diapers were harmed in this hurricane #scottishterrier #terriersofig #husbandfail

when your wife bakes, but you forget to be THOUGHTFUL...😯
#homelife #husbandfail #domesticathlete

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Homemade sangria!

In my happy place! If only Alex had put my wine in a wine glass!! 🍷 #happyplace #wine #goodbook #sofa #furbabies #husbandfail

Bought some new 'smelly, melty thingys' at the markets and was enjoying the scent until my husband came home and said "what smells like toilet freshener in here?"
#smell #scent #fail #husbands #aroma #waxmelts #fresh #wifefail #husbandfail

When you triple check everything to make sure you have everything you need to fix dinner and you run out of aluminum foil. There was foil on the roll when I checked before going to the store... #cookingfail #husbandfail

When your smug husband stops following you cause he says he knows a quicker way home and you KNOW he's wrong, so you agree to race and end up running 2.5km with a pushchair and a 3 year old. Just to prove a point. #winning #inyourface #husbandfail #beerhelps #itlooksslowerthanitwas

Experiment update: These little babies are alive and well!! After being accidentally baked in the oven, the grains are continuing to ferment the milk every 24 hours to produce thickened kefir. Get this though-- the grains are starting feel normal!!! πŸ˜²πŸ‘πŸ» They're not so slimy anymore and have the bumpy, firm texture of a healthy grain. Amazing. I haven't tasted it yet though... πŸ˜°πŸ€” Would you?! #kefirlove #milkkefir #kefir #kefirgrains #probiotics #guthealth #wakeup #wholefoods #cultured #recipes #cleaneating #yum #nutrition #winning #husbandfail #science #experiment #amazing #fitness #transformationthursday

when your wife bakes, but you forget to be THOUGHTFUL...😯
#homelife #husbandfail #domesticathlete

When you struggle at doing laundry, you end up wearing ski socks in the summer time. My wife would slap me. #wesuckatlaundry #husbandfail #fashionfauxpas #highsockswithshorts #anklesocks #instafashion #gottadowhatyougottado #embarassing #skisocks #sexy

When your husband forgets to take the chicken out the freezer for dinner there is only one thing for it .... marks and Spencer's crispy duck and egg fried rice .... syn value unknown but absolutely delicious!!!! πŸ˜πŸ˜†πŸ˜πŸ˜† #slimmingworlduk #slimmingworld #slimmingworldmafia #slimmingworldfriends #slimmingworldjourney #journey #onplan #targetmember #food #foodie #foodblog #fooddiary #foodporn #crispyduck #marksandspencers #fakeaway #chinese #instagram #instagood #instafood #monday #husbandfail

So asking for a friend... what would've been an appropriate response when your wife says " did it look like there was more food than normal in here, because I feel like I ate a lot?" Husband said " yeah you ate a lot" (not meaning YOU ATE A LOT) @moessouthwestgrill #ummmm #happywifehappylife #instadad #family #husbandfail #meandmybigmouth #whoops #youshouldreallyeatmore #joshisworking #shesnotreallymadatme

My husbands taste in picking candle scents SUCKS.

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