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Guys I'm so happy I only have 75 more pages of this stupid book to read. If anyone ever tells u that being able to read a book in a day is not a useful skill wack them in the head with a book β€’
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MENYINDIR DIRI SENDIRI

Tidak tua
Tidak muda
Tidak laki-laki
Tidak perempuan
Kalau sudah taruh HP ditinggal sebentar dilihat lagi, ditutup sebentar dibuka lagi.

Semua sayang banget sama yang namanya HP, Bepergian ngantongi HP, Kumpul-kumpul sama teman bawa tas isinya HP, Sehari HP bisa keluar masuk dari tas atau saku kemeja lebih dari lima puluh kali.

Habis mandi lihat hp
Habis nyapu lihat hp
Habis masak lihat hp
Habis nyuci lihat hp
Habis makan lihat hp
Habis kedatangan tamu lihat hp
Habis bangun tidur lihat hp
Tengah malam terjaga lihat HP.

Pokoknya asal habis apa saja yang di lihat HP.

Karena setianya sama HP pulsa tinggal sedikit cepat-cepat dibelikan.

Lowbatt satu strip bingung cari colokan listrik.

Sinyalnya lemah bingung cari tempat, apa lagi kalau pas lowbatt listrik mati lagi, PLN yang di umpat.

Dipanggil suami/istri pura2 tidak dengar, HPnya bunyi langsung lari mencari di mana hp ditaruhnya tadi.

Pokoknya kalau sudah selesai acara apa saja yang di cari HP.

Kalau perempuan, namanya Nokia Binti Samsung.

Kalau laki-laki, namanya Sony Bin Lenovo.

Semoga saya tidak ketularan seperti itu.

Yang merasa seperti itu jangan senyam senyum sendiri.

Nanti suami/istri kita tidak paham dengan sikap kita.

DO'A UNTUK HP.

YA ALLAH, ampuni dosa2 saya yang mempunyai HP ini YA ALLAH

Karena saya:
1. Lebih banyak NGISI PULSA daripada SEDEKAH.

2. Lebih banyak baca
SMS/WA/FB/BB daripada baca KITAB SUCI.

3. Lebih sering update status daripada update amal sholih kepadamu YA ALLAH.

4. Lebih sering buka BLUETOOTH daripada BERLUTUT SUJUD.

5. Sering TELPON tapi jarang SILATURAHIM.

6. Isi pulsa 10.000 tidak puas, tapi isi KOTAK AMAL 10.000 aja merasa kebanyakan banget.

7. kalau dengar HP bunyi langsung buru-buru angkat sama cengar cengir, tapi pas suara ADZAN dikumandangkan malah
santai INTERNETAN.

Ya ALLAH... semoga Allah mengampuni dosa-dosa saya yang punya HP ini.

Dan semoga HP yang saya punya ini semoga bermanfaat buat sarana IBADAH kepadaMu YA ALLAH.

Dan semoga Teman-teman saya yang seperti saya juga ALLAH AMPUNI dosa-dosanya YA, YA ALLAH.

Aamiin.

Edisi bukan nyindir, tapi mengingatkan diriku sendiri.

TerimakasihπŸ˜‡

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I, too, am allergic to sneep defenders. This being said, I understand that Snape is a well-written character and can appreciate that. However, that doesn't mean I have to like him or his creepy, abusive ways
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I haven't done anything today except for design an A+ house on the sims haha I hate myself (but my house /was/ really nice)
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I need school to start so that I'll have an actual schedule/tasks i must complete also learning is gr9

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A Emily do IG @becoimaginario me marcou na tag #EuAmoMeuIgLiterario ❀ Mas vou respondΓͺ-la de uma forma diferente: serΓ‘ uma pergunta por foto! EntΓ£o hoje responderei a primeira perguntinha:
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1- O QUE TE MOTIVOU A FAZER ESSE IG E COMO ESCOLHEU O NOME DELE?
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Sempre gostei de ler e tirar fotos. Antes de criar o SL eu tinha um perfil de fotos bonitinhas e foi por esse perfil de fotos bonitinhas que eu conheci trΓͺs perfis super maravilhosos que me deixaram morrendo de vontade de participar do mundo do bookstagram, (os perfis sΓ£o @_bukowski.se, @queriaseralice e @literarquia) β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €
Mas por ser muito insegura eu tinha medo de nΓ£o dar conta, falar besteiras ou nΓ£o ser aceita, entΓ£o acabava sempre adiando. AtΓ© um dia ganhei um sorteio que a @literarquia organizou e eu senti que tinha que tomar coragem e criar meu prΓ³prio IG para poder falar o quanto eu tinha adorado o livro. Foi como um sinal, um empurrΓ£ozinho, me dizendo que aquela era a hora de tentar. E foi assim que o SL nasceu haha. Uma mistura de amor por livros, sorte em sorteios e um punhado de coragem.
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O nome foi algo bem tranquilo de arranjar. Eu queria um lugar onde pudesse falar sobre minhas leituras, entΓ£o o nome "Sobre Ler" veio na minha mente e graΓ§as a Deus ele estava disponΓ­vel πŸ™πŸ»
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You could say I've acquired quite the taste for #harrypotter ~ I this my favourite character is Fluffy, sounds like we'd get along well.. πŸΆπŸ’­πŸ˜‚πŸΎβš‘οΈ
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Happy birthday hazim and danish! πŸŽ‰πŸŽŠ goodluck for UPKK hazim and goodluck for UPSR and PSRA to danish #hp #happybirthday #happy #birthday

No caso, Γ© eu e a TV aΓ­ <3
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Back to school supplies πŸ‚πŸ–€ #hufflepuff #goodgrammarissexy #maybeswearingwillhelp #curiosa #hp

#hp pillow covers! One for every book! #always model:Laneylou β€οΈπŸ‘§πŸ»

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first crossover I've ever done, sorry if it's bad and that the black and white kinda makes the whole edit look weird; but I miss Cory sm β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”
my edit/give creds if you repost β™‘
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