Today on @nathanrabin .com Monty Python's Death at the Box-Office case file #91: Absolutely Anything. How bad could a Terry Jones-co-written-and-directed science fiction comedy starring Simon Pegg, Kate Beckinsale, all of the surviving members of Monty Python and Robin Williams (in his final film) possibly be? Pretty goddamn awful, it turns out.
I know it's because I've seen too many #superhero movies, but I just think if I opened this and got hit with that bolt, I'd end up with super powers. Hard to tell what they'd be. But I'd look good in low-cut spandex and always have perfect hair. Which is a super power in and of itself. #originstory#danger#howbadcoulditbe