"What made you start taking photos and posting them?" someone asked. (Hey @mease_87 !)
ME: This is my origins story, or how I got my superpowers. At first it was only me. I wanted to self-publish my 2 stories on Amazon, but I realized I needed book covers. So I went and bought stock photos. Well...they didn't work.
MISTY'S BRAIN: Then I came along with a brilliant idea. Just buy a camera, I said, and I'll convince the body to lend a hand in this budding enterprise.
MISTY'S BODY: Yes, I remember. I was going through a faze. My awkward faze. I had no idea how to stand, what to do with my hands. I clenched them all the time. And every time I arched my back I ended up in pain.
ME: But my stories didn't sell. It's hard to get your name out there.
MISTY'S BRAIN: That's when I told you about Tumblr. And the easiest way to get noticed on Tumblr, or anywhere, is not by using the brain but the body. I'm so brilliant!!!
MISTY'S BODY: That means I'm the superpower.
MISTY'S BRAIN: We should have been bitten by a radioactive spider.
Now you know my story. Well, now I actually have a bookstore of my own, mistymacbookstore.com, where I sell my stories, so read one.
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