I don't know when I became such a germ freak but I'm not sorry for not wanting that nasty, disgusting monitor in my bed. Who knows where that's been!
Also me: You let G*** and M*** in your bed...
Me: Get out! gtfo!
No one roasts me better than I roast myself. It's just a fact; I'm talking about Gracie and Maggie, dogs before dudes. But really, dog feet, definitely the dirtiest things I've allowed in my bed.
#roasted #holtermonitor #definitelydirty #wrapitup