Look I’m #sry I did da disappearing ting again. Ya wan me ta make ya few intensely #creepy & #anxiety inducing #high #speed #video #edits ta make up fah it? Ah? Eh?
So I’m really schmart and can do tings and sometimes mah meat bag brain gets lil ova loaded big whoop wanna #fight about it?
Nah ya don’t. #Nobody does. And not because I’m even all that much of a threat. Oh sure, it’s a seriously risky proposition. Woe be tide the poor soul who mistakes my bumbling mr magoo act and overt pleasantry as something to take advantage of. But I know a few people who could knock me out in one hit probably. #Probably.
Point is, even they don’t want to deal with it. It’s too much of a nightmare, the shit that spews out of my mouth. Oh you’ll *have* to put me down. Silence the hell mouth, the open air lock sucking out all your precious oxygen...
I know. Ok? I know! I’ve always known damn it I just... don’t... answer to you... because.I’ve known. Okay? I don’t answer to anyone... I don’t... I..
It’s just you here man.
I know dude that’s both the point and the edge.
No, I mean the sarcastic criticism you bathe yourself in. Beyond the meta humor you slippery smartass, it’s just you. That voice in the back of your head. The one that whispers you aren’t good enough, you can put whatever face from whoever did you wrong on it but it’s still only you. Playing tricks on yourself. Because you got the brain bug bro I’m sorry. There will never be a shortage of people who take offense to you. You challenge people in a way that makes their blood boil. Half the time you’re doing this passively and completely unaware. Yeah, you were a brainy fucker who also happened to handsome and had good public speaking skills, but these days everyone gives you a wide berth don’t they?
Yeah. They do.
You know why right?
Yeah. I do.
Because I’m not taking care of my self.
Exactly. Are you an asshole?
That’s a loaded question.
Don’t avoid it you dick.
No. I’m not. I’m really not.
Is it really too late to change any perception you might be giving off?
So what are we going to do now Steve?
We’re gonna tak-
Yeah we’re gonna take care of ourself.