Ladies and gentlemen, we are here to wax poetic about our daily rumination and bring a little levity to your Instagram minutiae. It’s a calling, frankly speaking, and we don’t take that responsibility lightly. As you gaze upon the orange hues and chiaroscuro of our espresso machine, remember that you are a fabulous person, with excellent tastes in coffee and all manner of beverage. Sure, you could have put a bit more thought into what you wear on a daily basis, but not everyone can be expected to simply turn it out on a moment’s notice. Some of you need time, you need: a moment. To prepare. And we understand that. We’ve been there. This here is a sanctuary, we won’t judge your life choices within ear shot of other patrons who aren’t regulars. It’s not who we are. We are here for you, to hear your stories and to drown your troubles in a mocha, and maybe wait to thank you until that dollar hits the tip jar. It’s an honest adoration, ladies and gentlemen, we keeps it real. Just don’t come in here again with those shoes. You can’t pull off orange the way we can.