Today, I meant to take a little hop down 2 steps in my basement like I've done literally hundreds of times. Instead... I accidentally jumped too high and smashed my head on the sharp corner of the ceiling. I had to get 15 stitches and I've never seen such a horrible gusher. Thank God I was wearing my hat to dampen the sharpness of the corner. Otherwise, I can't even imagine how deep and long this would have been. #iamanidiot #headshaving is going to suck now. Oh well. At least I have no pain and didn't get a concussion. It's dope to have a dad who can holler at a great plastic surgeon. The stitches are perfect. I may make it out of this with only a tiny scar.