I came into an argument wiv this wanker from a southern city about what Södermalm is. This fella was all about his new apartment in Hammarby Sjöstad and said it was Södermalm.
Now hold your fucking hold button here you little twat! Let me explain what u on about.
U on about part of the city, built from 2002 til today. Located south of Södermalm, across the water.
A middle class ghetto, covered in steel and glass. Filled with anxious, urbanized people with Suv's and bakery from a hipster. An area of the hippest architecture, built yesterday, wanting to be part of Stockholms oldest working class area? But of course you do! By joining Sofia Church Assembly.
Södermalm consists of four church assemblies. Högalid and Maria on the west side. Katarina and Sofia on the east side. Sides of an island called Södermalm. An island. There are small archepelegan islands west and north west of Södermalm, named Reimersholme and Långholmen. These got the same postal codes as Södermalm, but no one has ever called them Södermalm.
A border is something that devides geographic places.
A border often got tolls. This might be news for anyone who never travelled, but it is like were you come to notice that you are entering another country.
Stockholm used to have tolls too and these places were where farmers had to pay toll taxes to get into the city markets with whatever they brought to the table. Nowadays, we really should hustle tolls from any lost Dorothies trying to get any of that Södermalm good vibe, but that is another story folks. That is business.
Södermalm's tolls are Hornstull, Skanstull and Danvikstull and these were tolls are within the Stockholm city border, facing South west, South and South East.
So, for your information, Södermalm is pictured above.
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