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Turns out- he had a great day all together. He made Abuelo make all these play-doh donuts, ran around screaming 'dona tiiiiiiinneeee!!', then made dad and me look up the hashtag #donuts while we laid in bed and he said cool things like 'oooooh lossa spwrinkos!' or 'oh das a big one!' and 'mmmm I eat it!'. #harperryanharris

Mom guilt. It's a real thing. Especially when you're too tired to turn on the light and see why your baby is screaming bloody murder at 1am so you lull him back to sleep just to wake up at 6am to see that shiner. Sorry bud. At least you look like a badass. #harperryanharris

This morning he said "I go school, see ya later mom. Bye. I haf my batpat (backpack)." And when I told him I'd miss him and he shouldn't go, he said he was ok. So basically he's 12. #harperryanharris I #harperandhismama

That hair and that butt 😐#harperryanharris

We spent two hours climbing, making noise, learning how to stack rings, hitting kids (sorry 😐), and falling off the biggest slide ever that is questionably at a children's play space. Our Monday's are nothing to complain about. #harperryanharris

When your auntie @alysiav is an overachiever and basically drops you in the pig pen to get a good belly rub. #harperryanharris

Yesterday Ryan and I googled a stranger and returned his wallet to him at dinner. Today Harper has been keeping himself entertained peacefully for about two hours now. Karma is a real thing. Thank you, universe, for two hours of mama not having heart attacks and yelling 'no no no!' #harperryanharris

Real life: what having a baby in a 1000 square foot tiny home really looks like 😕 #harperryanharris

Indescribable love and joy! #harperryanharris #harperandhisdad #yosemite2015

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Turns out- he had a great day all together. He made Abuelo make all these play-doh donuts, ran around screaming 'dona tiiiiiiinneeee!!', then made dad and me look up the hashtag #donuts while we laid in bed and he said cool things like 'oooooh lossa spwrinkos!' or 'oh das a big one!' and 'mmmm I eat it!'. #harperryanharris

This morning he said "I go school, see ya later mom. Bye. I haf my batpat (backpack)." And when I told him I'd miss him and he shouldn't go, he said he was ok. So basically he's 12. #harperryanharris I #harperandhismama

Ran around barefoot, took pretend naps in the grass, named his pony 'Tony'... kid knows how to make the most out of his park dates. #harperryanharris

I'm never going to sleep again- I mean- this kid is 2 and there's no end in sight to his crap sleep every single night. Then he wakes up all damn night asking for "chita" (milk)... but look at his silly hair, and stupid obsession with tractors and waffles, and his crooked little teeth that will for sure cost me thousands in braces.... I forgive you for my perma-tired ass mom face, little bean. #harperryanharris

This dirt ball hasn't showered in three days, woke up first thing in the morning and said "I go outside", he barks orders at all the wildlife, and he just tried to go bouldering with Abuelo "no help! I do myself!" Just when we were up to our hair in crazy kid at home, we brought him to his happy place... where we're still up to our hair in crazy but we're surrounded by beautiful nature so at least there's that. #guzmansyosemitetakeover I #harperryanharris

He screamed bloody murder for having to wait in line and I had to carry him like a football under my arm while Dylan was in the carrier, but you'd never know it from this picture and all the kisses he gave 'tips n day-o'. #harperryanharris

Someone knows how to do the sandbar right. Nap time in your shark fin life jacket. #harperryanharris

Took a quick little trip to Disneyland this morning along with every other human being in the United States. Heading home to snuggle Dylan and give all the moms in my life hugs. #harperryanharris

If there's a kitchen or a house to be played in, that's where you'll find him. Sure, he'll also give your kids face a high five (true story- but we're working on understanding that's not how it works), but dang it if he's not the sweetest little thing otherwise. #harperryanharris

Today this fool:
- sprinkled a whole bottle of cinnamon sugar throughout the kitchen - dumped a bottle of veggie oil on all his brand new playdoh
- poured beer from the leftover keg all over the backyard
- dumped the new bottle of dish soap all over the kitchen
- brought a shovel full of gravel and dirt into the house and dumped it
And to anyone thinking 'why does she let her kid do that crap?'.... I bet you've never had a toddler. Because they're f*cking fast little creatures who do what they want. #harperryanharris

Currently in the middle of the tiniest party ever to celebrate this guy turning 2 and it is the best. No decorations, no theme, a donut cake, a mini keg (cause beer), a bunch of dump trucks and a puppy on the loose. He is loving and living life. #harperryanharris

Happy 2nd birthday my little tornado bean. Thank you for making me your mama- I thank my lucky stars every single day you're my baby love. You love lechita, mamas boobs, Mickey Mouse shirts, bubble guppies, being one with the dirt piles, poking deedee, tractors, singing, shovels and tools, and basically everything. Can't wait to sing you happy birthday 86 more times when mama and dada get home from work. We love you bubba. #harperryanharris

Took the bean to the playground and had a shit incident where from now on I'm gonna dedicate my motherhood to making sure my kid isn't an asshole bully, and in making sure I'm present enough as a mom to never let him get away with the crap some moms think is ok. #harperryanharris

I don't know how to write a caption to tell you guys how much I love him. Snaggle teeth and all. #harperryanharris

In case there's any hot chicks at the playground, the bean has to put all his cool gear on. 😎#harperryanharris

A slow rainy weekend at the river house. I'll be drinking coffee all morning and micheladas all afternoon and wine all night in between nursing and napping kids if you need me. #harperryanharris

This is his yawn face. I get pumped when I see this face cause it means nap time is upon us. And nap time is 🙌🏽. God bless nap time. Forever and ever. Amen. #harperryanharris

My boys (and i. And probs lil baby Dylan also...) take our cartoon watching very seriously. And yup. Everything hung on that wall is crooked- you try having a toddler who climbs things and touches stuff and wants all the bells on the shelves. Forget it... it's exhausting. Crooked they will stay. #harperandhisdad I #harperryanharris

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