Will Sabzios - the dingbat pixie beer god of #cross - return this Friday to the Harrison Street Velodrome to defend her nonexistent @dirtydeedscx nontitle as the nobody of nothing!?! #likely
Sign yourself up to the silliness and come on down to ride bikes around a (maybe) muddy field, dressed to the nines like a magnificent fool, while taking as many beer/marshmallow/sausage/biscuit #handups as you can 🤘
It's gonna be great!!!