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So I went to the gynae doctor.... He said.
Well bleeding for long lengths of time is just your pill. *Cough* okay..... So the fact I have a history of ovarian cysts is completely irrelevant, and a dermoid cyst extraction (may 2011) is also. Prior to this pill? He blamed the pill for that too. Okay sure. Sure. I'm not discounting that. However....... My natural periods came back when I had my implant removed in 2014 as what is the point when you're dating someone of the same sex, right? Little did I know what my natural periods were like, I had been using various contraception since I was 13. I started at 11 and frankly I just couldn't remember. Oh fuck.... They became the worst thing I've ever encountered, I couldn't pee, or shit, because my entire gusset/saddle/genitalia whatever was in crippling amounts of pain, the bleeding was like a massacre, and my stomach was like being clamped by two great big scalding irons and then stretched apart. Pretty graphic yeah ... Fucking hurts. Plus once a month I was unbearable horny for some reason not for my then partner either, I had an obsession with my friend, Jared Leto and Daniel Radcliffe for one week each month (different people different months obvs) So I went onto a pill called Noriday, all good. But the 3hour window for taking it was too risky business for me really. I wake at all sorts of times and where I've been dating men since well I don't want to get pregnant.so I went onto Cerelle (as the NHS are too stingy to prescribe Cerazette even though it's the same apparently people have had major issues) well all went as ok as can be. Then there was a six week period in November time.... I became acutely anaemic as a result. It was horrible. The GP said this couldn't possibly be the pill, let's investigate. Now I've made my peace well accepted I will not have kids, it's my choice I didn't take this lightly. Now when I went through Gynae years ago, I never batted an eyelid at this next chestnut, but today..... Ooooh dear did it make me cross. "Well you're at that child bearing age, ......" Well thank you fuck face for telling me what my purpose is in life!! Tbc