An old Vietnam grunt randomly showed up to the Philadelphia Silkies Hike after party carrying an M-60 with a bandolier and told us to hold it. I was caught a little off guard as he put the helmet on my head and handed me the ammo and gun. My first inclination was to put it over my shoulder, like I'd seen a machine gun carried many times. But when i put it on my shoulder he said, "No you fuckin boot, you gotta hold it in front, or the gooks will kill ya first."
Then he took it off my shoulder and put it in my chest. I didnt want to do the typical "Im a badass" picture holding a machine gun, so i made a cheesy, goofy little kid face, and at that moment I saw his respect for me turn to pink mist. After just 2 seconds of holding it in my chest with a cheesy smile he decided that I was not fit to hold his M60, so he gave me a dirty look as he took it out of my hands, shook his head as if he was disgusted by my existence, and walked away into traffic, giving zero fucks, and questioning what's happened to his beloved Marine Corps.
Needless to say, i become the biggest boot in the world, my penis transformed into a vagina, and we were all inspired beyond belief. #inspired #0331 #gunsup #johnnyb #zerofucks #zerofoxtrot
Check the next two pictures in the series for the rest of the story.