IT’S THIS GIRLS 22ND BIRTHDAY AND MY HEART BREAKS I CAN’T BE WITH HER TO MAKE IT THE WEIRDEST.
I am so proud of you after this crazy year. You’re all graduated and now you're ready to come be mom (kidding, sort of). We have such an exciting few months ahead of us, I can’t wait to help you move your butt out here in August and adult together and accomplish all our aspirations… but for now go have a great night- build your own birthday centipede, have hobo fights, trade candy for street Grey Goose, collect all the spidey plants, eat the fuck out of Fudgie the Whale, and run through the streets like the wild kitten you are boo <3 <3 <3
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