Lazy Sunday Vibe 1: "Bamboozled"
[Update on D: He is doing great. He had bloodwork done to make sure his liver and kidneys aren't having any issues handling his first meds, Plavix and Lasix. So now we are starting a third, Benazapril, which will help to strengthen his heart. We'll have more bloodwork done in 2 weeks to make sure there's no liver or kidney issues with this new med, and if that's the case he should be in pretty good shape for a while. Knock on wood, haha. But he is acting as D-ish as ever, and that's all I care about. Maximum respect to #GreeniesPillPockets for making 'med time' a breeze. Observe.]
"Oh man, I can't wait to get these new chicken snacks in my belly! And the best part is, that beggin'-ass Cat is nowhere in sight--they're all mine!!"
**WHAT'S THIS?!?! [slaps paw on chicken treat] You bald simpleton, is there no end to your betrayal?!**
"Oh, hi D!! ....H-how long have YOU been here?"
**Long enough to hear your treacherous soliloquy, Dummy--and your insidious plan to NOT share a delicious new snack with your so-called 'best friend'!!**
"Snack? Wh-what snack, I don't know what you're tal---"
**SILENCE, VILLAIN!! Enough of your lies! Now release the treat--or taste the back of my paw!!!**
"Ok, D. I'm sorry I tried to keep them from you....."
**As well you should be! [nomnom, nomnom] Why are you smiling, Dummy?! What's so damn funny?! [nomnom, nomnom]**
"Just thinking how pathetic it is.... I mean me, a bald simpleton, trying to get one over on 'the greatest Feline mind of his generation'. Ridiculous.... I'm such a fool."
**Don't be too hard on yourself. [nomnomnom] Say, could I have another of these treats? They're quite good.**
"I'll give you one when I get up tomorrow morning."
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