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Never heard of @shawnfelipe before saturday, but everybody should definitely check out his stand up. He killed it at irvine improv. #greatjokes #greatlaughs #fishsauce #smellmyfingers

Thanks for having a great time with us here in Labuan Bajo, Flores, Indonesia
Korean Comedian " Kim "
We are really pleased to meet you today.

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I'd rather be drinking and dying than thinking and stu-dying πŸΈπŸ“š #fml #sos #greatjokes #fuckimgood

Bicycles can't stand cuz they're always two-tired #laughpls #greatjokes #getwellsoonbub

Enjoying a nice round of golf with the boys on our off day from camp ⛳️ #Oline #GreatJokes

Look at this pair of honkers! #hunttexas #greatjokes #thankyoumotherearth

My family are the Nuts.... Nuts... see what I did there...?? Youre welcome. #greatjokes #family

Someone took yesterday's 'free metro' too literally. #mtlmoments #metrocar #greatjokes #placedarmes #stm

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I found this picture of my mother and me. She's probably laughing at one of my incredible jokes.
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A #seniorcitizen drove his brand new Corvette #convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.
Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the #Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The #oldgentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a #Statetrooper. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, sir," replied the #trooper.

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🌎 Episode 3, Earth 🌍
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Is Nuclear Holocaust how the world will end? Not if aborigine tribes have anything to do with it...
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Click the link in the bio to listen to us on YouTube πŸ˜†
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We know what you want to hear
#LiveFrom45 - with James, Ricci and Chris πŸŽ™

🌎 Episode 3, Earth 🌍
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Listen to us bring up the beef between Neil deGrasse Tyson and B.O.B over the Flat Earth Theory.
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Check the link in the bio for more far more myth busting 😱
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We know what you want to hear
 #LiveFrom45 - with James, Ricci and Chris πŸŽ™

🌎 Episode 3, Earth 🌍 We'd love to hear your feedback, if you're a new listener, say "hi" in the comments and let's chat πŸ˜„
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We know what you want to hear
#LiveFrom45 - with James, Ricci and Chris πŸŽ™

🌎 Episode 3, Earth 🌍
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Join us for the third episode this Thursday as we talk about that big ball of dirt and water that we call home! 🌍
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Get yourself over to that link in the bio for the Full episode where we discuss everything from the moon landing, conspiracy theories and the end of times. Its a good'un β˜„οΈ
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We know what you want to hear
#LiveFrom45 - with James, Ricci and Chris πŸŽ™

RW your cousin tells you that at least a dozen people from Chicago send their love. #GreatGatsby #GreatJokes #moviereferences

I am a friggin' riot. #badjokes #greatjokes

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