I took a very conservative estimate that on average I think I spend an hour a day sitting calmly beside my children whilst in my head raging and pleading “Go the fuck to sleep.” I did the maths and that’s the equivalent of 19.4 work weeks in time.
Dominic @ 3am: “mommy, I love you so much (while rubbing MY ear) now go get me some juice!” In my head: “this mutha f@&ker” out loud: “NO” Dominic: “oh but mommy pwetty pwease, you are the bestest mommy” Me: in my head again: DAMN IT out loud: DAMN IT, come on but SHUT UP! The master manipulator at work! He is too smart and plays the game very well!! #diablo#3amsucksballz#gothefucktosleep
Teddy is officially up for sale, will take all offers #noreturns How can one 2.5 year old have such little sleep, be so tired, but yet NOT GO TO SLEEP. You have never felt rage until you have a child that won't sleep and just fidgets #rage#gothefucktosleep