I wrote this a few years ago:
If you give a rat a Coke box, she and her three sisters will cram their asses in 1/3 of the box and look at you like you're a fucker for judging them.
If you give a rat a $300, 5ft × 3ft cage, she will spend all her time in the shit box.
If you give a rat a handmade hammock of fleece and flannel, she will chew the rings off it so you can never hang it properly again.
If you give a rat a chip, she will stash that shit then run into your chip bag and steal more.
If you give a rat a bath, you will have an entertaining version of Whack-A-Mole.
If you give a rat a whole living room to run around in, she will eat your surround sound system.
If you give a rat some medicine, she will projectile piss on you.
If you give a rat some love, she will return it tenfold and be one of the best friends you've ever had.
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