Repost from 2+ years ago when I started Sharing my love for eating in the tub with you: holla if you can relate! 🎶I'm so fancy🎶. You know you're a redneck when.
I was in Costco the other day and these were one of the samples. Normally I wouldn't even try something like this cuz im kind of a meataphob.. But I didn't have kids so I felt super bad A grabbing one and violently ripping a piece off with my back teeth, and chewing it obnoxiously with my mouth open.. And of course doing it while I strap on my skull bandana and slither away with a pimp limp.
I walked away and sunk my teeth into that ground up processed cow toenails, and ran back -notebook style- to get my mitts on a family size bag.
As I was going through the register I felt like a 14 year old girl buying tampons for the first time. Trying to hide from myself that I literally put those through the converter belt.. Almost like "I don't even know how those barf in a buckets got in there?!" It wasn't me! I stacked as Much fruit and vegetables around the bag as I could, and then acted like I wasn't watching the cashier ring anything up. Those are a no Eye contact purchase fo sho.
But now I feel ashamed for feeling ashamed for buying them. Like I was embarrassed by something so amazing that would share a bath with me for nights and nights to come. #ghettofabulous #tubmate <~~~~ I haven't, nor would I recommend clicking on that hashtag 🙈😱😂