Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
This movie has the worst marketing team for posters, all of the posters for Fallen Kingdom look like shit. Anyway, since Jurassic World made a ton of money, we have a new... Jurassic Park trilogy... now. So I know that this movie is a direct sequel to Jurassic World, but why does it still have Jurassic World in the title? I get that Universal is revamping this franchise, but is this not the fifth film in the Jurassic Park franchise? Besides my many questions I have, I’m going into this movie with low expectations. Jurassic World was fine, it was pretty much Jurassic Park but with obnoxious characters, but it was still fine. I don’t think it needs a sequel, but there are a few changes I admire. Those annoying brothers are nowhere to be seen in the marketing or casting so thats a huge plus, and I think we’re going to spend more time with Chris Pratt’s character. I can see this movie being either good or bad, I’m just seeing this movie out of curiosity at this point, so let’s see where that gets us.
When the island's dormant volcano begins roaring to life, Owen and Claire mount a campaign to rescue the remaining dinosaurs from this extinction-level event. They should have called this movie Generic World: Fallen Franchise because boy did this stink. I kind of knew ten minutes into this movie that it’d be bad just from the setup. The setup is that humans can either leave the dinosaurs on Isla Nublar and let them die from a volcanic eruption or save them and bring them to an island sanctuary. Of course this movie takes the save the Dino’s route or else we wouldn’t have a movie. So now our main characters are going to an island with dinosaurs that have caused mass hysteria for over twenty years and a volcanic eruption, everyone in this movie is an idiot. There should have been a real good reason for Chris Pratt to go back on that island, and there really wasn’t. After the first act of this movie, it actually gets worse, since we see less and less Dino’s as the movie goes on. It just got boring by the third act and I was waiting for this movie to be over. Continued in Comments.