Every time I see an old white man, I think, "Would I suck his dick for a trip to Paris?" I kid you not. That is always the first thought. Before I would always say yes because I'm a hoe. I'd suck a guy for tickets to Flint, Michigan. All I would have to do is close my eyes and imagine it's a hot, white man like Brad Pitt or Channing Tatum or Will Smith but...the gym lockerroom has shown me I'm not bout that life. If you've joined a gym, you know what I'm talking about. You would think there would be mountains of naked, hot men changing in the locker room. No. The men's room is literally 30 saggy, tired, white men walking around with no pants but a shirt on and 2 hot guys too pussy to get naked, so they put a fucking towel on OVER their shorts and then pull them down so no one with a hidden Go Pro in their Fro can see their dick. Do you know how infuriating it is to go to the gym everyday thinking, "Is today the day I see a penis that was created after 1965?" Its crushes your soul. Speaking of crushed...you do not know depression until you've seen an old, white man's butt cheeks. They are not just flat, they are sunken in. As in they have a negative amount of ass. Its like white guys store their privilege in their ass cheeks and every time they drag down a person of color, their ass deflates. But, to their credit, their dicks stay the same. Some of the old, white guys have pretty dicks, but their balls fuck it all up. You ever watched a porn where the guy can make his dick touch his asshole? Well these guys can make their balls touch their ear hole. Their nuts are longer than the time it takes to like Game of Thrones. OOOOH I been meaning to ask this. Are balls sexy? I been trying to figure out if mine are cute. One of mines is higher than the other, kinda like the face of a stroke victim, is that sexy? Share/tag all the sugar babies. LOVE, PEACE AND CHICKEN GREASE.