HEY EVERYBODY!! I NEED SOME HELP!!! okay, thanks for your attention. This might be a weird question to ask, but I am currently taking my final exams and I have to hold a speech when we get our final grades. Now I don't want it to be all "yeah, we had a great time, thank you all". I want something different, funny, maybe a bit philosophical. And I love writing. BUT I have no idea. So my question is: Do you guys have any ideas or metaphors for the school/finals/in general a speech like that?
Thanks in advance!