Hello guys, for those of you who are new here let me introduce myself. I'm Meebles, I created this account almost three years ago because I was bored and lonely. There used to be a different co-owner here but she's dead to me now and she no longer co-owns (jk). Now Jalaka is a co-owner but she posts like once every 2 weeks which is ok i guess but for the most part I am the daddy of this account. So yeah I'm MEEBLES i'm a GUY and my favorite color is either green or blue or orange depending on my mood. I don't believe in Swiss cheese because it just seems unnatural and not real and ugh it's so dumb. I am terrified of planes and I can't go on one without having a heart attack (i'm going on one next week!). I used to have an unhealthy obsession with miranda cosgrove (#odetomiranda5) but I've matured now and it's just a normal obession. I don't do shoutouts on this account because I'm a loser and i don't believe in them just like swiss cheese. I one day hope to become a billionaire and drop the FUCK out of school so this is my start in my rise to fame and glory. Anyway, stay cool y'all and don't do drugs except for weed and maybe cocaine but other than that drugs are bad!!!! And don't sin!!!
"Alright class, what did you do this summer?" "I wallowed in self-pity, had five existential crises, nearly killed myself twice, and soaked in my own depression for 8 weeks. Oh and also I watched netflix hahahaaha!"