As if the subway wasn't narsty enough, not only are you eating on the train my man, but you and ya boo have removed your footwear and your FUCKY ASS NEW YORK CITY FEET ARE ON THE SEAT.
This couple has broken every NYC Subway Code of Ethics there is.
Nasty bare feet? Check.
Toes before hoes? Youbetcha.
Eating on train? Nailed it.
Feet near food? Gag.
Bags taking up space? Assholes.
If Dermot Mulroney's twin sister doesn't get her feet down from the seat where people put their bodies, shit is gonna get real. These people are ruining lives. Scaring small children. Can't unsee this. Stop it right now, just stop. SO MANY WRONG THINGS.