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things you need to know about my girl gang here...they'll call the cops and report you for endangering a life and give your location for them to find you, they'll take over your bachelor party, make people believe you're running for president in 2020 for free drinks, run to the middle of the dance floor when Get Low comes on, diffuse an intense environment by playing Despacito over the speakers and all come together to celebrate my birthday. Y'all know how to make a girl feel loved. LOVE you all! πŸ€ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ»πŸ’“#BDAY #Elainapalooza #ATX #fuckKale

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Usually pretty anti foodstagram but fuck me if these home made Bubba-burgs aren't aesthetically pleasing #foodstagram #fuckkale #burglyf

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They being the words I would ordinarily utter at the mere mention of a salad featuring kale. But in fact, this was actually delicious as fuck and I feel a million times better having consumed the "Glebe Goodness Bowl". Ask for it by name. Tell @thewedgeespresso Dave sent you, and thank me later for the extra love.

Just guzzling a cheeky Big Mac like the fat girl I am at heart #fuckkale #mermaidthighs

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Finally floated the river in San Marcos, so I can call myself a true Texan. πŸ˜‚#sanmarcos #texas #birthdaygirl #riverfloat #tubing #fuckkale

things you need to know about my girl gang here...they'll call the cops and report you for endangering a life and give your location for them to find you, they'll take over your bachelor party, make people believe you're running for president in 2020 for free drinks, run to the middle of the dance floor when Get Low comes on, diffuse an intense environment by playing Despacito over the speakers and all come together to celebrate my birthday. Y'all know how to make a girl feel loved. LOVE you all! πŸ€ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ»πŸ’“#BDAY #Elainapalooza #ATX #fuckKale

Making new friends and celebrating with old friends in Austin last night. Happy Birthday, Elaina! #austin #austintx #raineystreet #bday #birthday #birthdaygirl #travelnurse

Happy Birthday and Father's Day to my dad and BBQ steak master extraordinaire @joachimdoppstadt β€οΈπŸ˜πŸ˜˜πŸ΄πŸ–πŸ— guess who had 2 steaks πŸ˜‚ #ribeye #beef #dryaged #beefitup #steak #ilikemeat #meatlover #vegan #fucksalad #fuckkale #foodie #fatgirl #itsadoppstadtthing #uhyeah #foodporn #hellothere

Couldn't leave without quick stop at an old favourite for one of these #bestbagelintown #fuckkale #favouritehangout #uws #nyc #nyc❀️

((Past post and this one , isn't my art btw))
Caffeine is my side hoe , don't let Eli know , He's gonna kill me.Probs for not liking kale.I mean come on , kale is old lady food. #fuckkale

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