It's a beautiful day to be trapped and #gridlockgiggling with our commuter friends at the Suitland/rt4 intersection!!! I feel like a movie star with all these brake lights lighting me up for my #selfie
I've always told my niece to respect our service members. I'd tell her ever since she was little: Niecey Poo, we gotta respect those folks because of patriotism and such. I give great life lessons. Anyway, that's why SHE always lets the folks coming off base zipper merge appropriately- not like these anti American commie fucks who never learned how to drive respectfully... I guess not everyone has a sweet dead aunt to guide them through how to act decent. But still... they're definitely communists.
But honestly, allowing folks to merge is something that actually keeps traffic moving- I'm just trying to be cute about the fact this light at the AFB is #fubar
Anyway, guess what time we're gonna get my sweet little grandnephew tonight! Closest guesser gets a super neat shout out! I hope it's before 530 because my butt bones hurt from sitting directly on them all day... actually nothing hurts when you're #literallydead
#niecetime #fuckdc #traffic #bullshit #osteoporosis #america #commuters #communist #communistcommuters