"just a girl... Standing next to a bin.. Waiting for a boy to love her..".. πŸ˜‹πŸ˜„
#nottinghill #itstheweekend #fridaysbelike #fridaygiggle

This was too funny not to post! 🀣 #HappyFriday #The5thBeatle #FridayGiggle

#fridaygiggle Have a good weekend!

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Stole this from my cousin @marcoverissimobarros
Too good not to share πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ laughed so much! So true! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
#bilingual #trilingual #have3languagesinmyhead #laughedsomuch #hilarious #Fridaygiggle #portuguese #english

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Maybe only once or twice.... πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

So it's 3pm on Good Friday. I'm super sweaty and a bit light headed, with a sore arm, a *very* happy almost-husband, and no clue where the last few hours went.

OK, get your mind out of the gutter. I've just been scrubbing the house from top to bottom. You see, I thought I'd wipe the bench down, but then I saw how grubby the stove top was. Which then made the wall next to it look dirty in comparison, so that got a clean too. And once I'd done the wall, I had to do the window sill because that was letting the team down. Then I took a loo break and thought since I had the Jif out, I may as well give the bathroom a once over. Then on my way out wiped down the door frames that were covered in toddler fingerprints. Then the next wall, and the next door frame, and so on and so on. I developed sudden on-set cleaning ADHD. I'm now half a bottle of Jif down, and just got back to the bench which now has a fresh set of dirty dishes all over it.

Should've just had a coffee instead.

I was talking to Ashton this morning about how my partner and I are going away this weekend while he and Hunter stay with mum - it's our first overnight trip away without the kids since Hunter was born, so naturally we're all a bit nervous. "You and dad can borrow my solar light if you want," said Ashton. I replied, "oh honey, we're staying in a house not camping, so we won't need it - thank you for being so thoughtful though!" He nodded in agreement and said, "yeah, I am full of it." I took a second to process what just happened, then laughed and said, "I said 'thoughtful', not 'full of it'... Do you even know what that means?! It's not a good thing!" He just shrugged and said, "oh. Well I'm full of good stuff." πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ You sure are kiddo. Definitely the good stuff ❀

Everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fk off, not everything has to be a competition asshole πŸ™„

#FridayFunday You have heard of Knotty Pine.... but for a Valentine's Day Special, we have Naughty Pine courtesy of our in-house Graphic Design Consultant, April Woods! "Go au natural with our Naughty Pine Flooring" πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ #fridaygiggle #fridayfunny #NiceorNaughty #Pine #PineFlooring #smallbusiness #funny

You might be a Plexus Ambassador if... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Or a #nurse, #healthcareworker, #mommy, #fitnesscoach,
#wellnesscoach #preschoolteacher #trainer, or #male
#sorrynotsorry #Friday #Fridaygiggle #funny #smile

#sadbuttrue #Fridaygiggle πŸ˜πŸ€”πŸ˜“πŸ˜…

Okay so I want you to know this is NOT a diss on my ex I promise. In fact I have no doubt Michael will have a chuckle when I show him this ... this was our very first Dance photo together. And yes corny pose !! But I went to my Brother apt and was stunned he had this on his wall... especially because he had this drawn on the photo glass ...I was touched and yes amused ! 😜he simply said I was mad at him when you two split up ... so this is not a swipe at my ex. It s more a Wow ...I never knew my Big Brother did that , nice knowing my Bro had my back , as silly as that is
#family #love #silliness #homeagain #fridaygiggle #sillyphotos. #justforlaughs #5678

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