chickens moo. i look around. all chickens; the crowd was so thick i couldn't see the green carpet. or was it grass? i wake up. there's a cow standing above me. i roll out of the pool. far away. always rolling. i only stop to pet young dogs. i must save the babies. i hate babies, i remember. i leave them to tumble down into the volcano. i follow. i want to die. inside the volcano is a portal. it goes to the Netherlands. i always wanted clogs. "damn snazzy" i yell. i grab a beanbag from the chicken farmer. it feels beany. b e a n. i throw the beanbag at the burger stand. the burger stand man throws a hot dog. i scream. hot dogs are made from dogs. the lady drops her satchel. all i can see are turkey heads. boom. i wonder where all the chicken heads go when they have to chop them off so they can sell the body. what. well what do we have here. a fish. mr floppy. flip flop. flip flop. i run towards the moving train. i have already explained my desire to die. i slip on a snail. i miss the traîn. f you snail. i walk toward the 711. i buy some hot doritos. i don't even like hot doritos. i sit on the sidewalk. police come. i scream. the dogs are leaving. i wake up. the jumburrito manager is standing over me. i stab a burrito sword into his liver. he should die soon. the greece flag waves. right lane must turn right. i hear a beeping noise. i look behind me. i am in a dimly lit auditorium. i am on the stage. 528 people surround me. i don't know what to do. i hold up a picture of a cow. only 209 people applaud. i am sad. i run away. i fall into a rabbit hole. turns out it's a wolf den. i run away. the blue bus runs over my toes. i can't run any more. fuhk you blue bus. i lay down and die. i wake up i am reincarnated as a stop sign. stop. i wake up. the egyptian sun god Ra is standing before me. he tells me to take down the christmas decorations. i don't celebrate christmas. i wake up. i'm in the maldives. palm trees don't even have hands. Kevin is there. who is Kevin? i wake up. the concrete cracks. i fall. i explode. i wake up. i see a block of cheese. i wake up. all i see is darkness. this is death.
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