Why drink and drive when you can drink and Rome?
Fun fact: Steven Levitt and Stephen Dubner, authors of the #freakonomics series, assert that every mile walked drunk turns out to be eight times more dangerous than the same mile driven drunk.
Of course, they are not insinuating that alternatively you should drive drunk, and neither am I.
What I am trying to say is, please don't take my petty attempt at double entendres for life wisdom.
Next time your friends insist on walking home drunk, consider calling them an Uber (to get donuts with them first, naturally, and then one) home.