Alas, it's been two weeks, and we are well aware of where the boundaries now stand. We were all left disappointed with Cathaí-gate last week, but you know what, it made everyone crave a lad that bit more. Without further ado, #MeetTheLadsMonday is back, and we've got Tuborg's top scorer to sink your teeth into!
Name: Brian Murphy
Position: Fox in the box ™: Bruiser
Can't live without: Sersh, goals and POK
"I grew up in the box. Little toe-pokes. One touch finishes. I lived in the box. Even when I was thinking outside the box, I did it in the box. I look at my older brother, Matty, and he's scoring goals for Damba Banter. It's no coincidence. We're cultured, built to do this, built to be in the box. Ever since I've been single though, the 18-yard box is the only one I'm getting into, if you know what I mean. Don't get me wrong, I'm back on the market, but it's tough, you know. At one stage I thought I had it all, but now all I've got is this belly and a fucking clinical eye for goal. Girls can be so shallow when I try to approach them, they just look me up and down and say "I don't kiss fat guys" or "haha state of your belly", it can be really demoralising. In France I lay down my marker and had 6 girls lined up, "6 in 6 months" I said, "best of luck to you" the lads said. But I've had fuck all luck. They don't even spare me a passing glance once they see the belly, and I've had enough of it. Swear to god, once I polish off the rest of this baguette I'm cutting down big time. If I'm back on the market I've got to put myself in the shop window, and who'd pick this out of a shop window? The 6 girls on my list certainly wouldn't I'll tell you that right now. I'm top scorer on the pitch, and I need to be top scorer off the pitch too. 1 month left to get in 6 boxes. I was born to be in the box."
Warning shots sent out by BM, and we hope to bring you more on these 6 women he speaks of as it develops. It's great to have a lad back in our Monday and we certainly hope that another one never goes by when we don't get to bring you the Tuborg you deserve to meet. Until next Monday, folks, this has been #MtlM
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