#foreverlate

MOST RECENT

Friends listen up, let's stop this eternal disappointment in me. I will forever be late ladies and gents😎. Acceptance of this fact is key to our friendship. However if 4 hours pass...then yeah, I'm not coming soz✋😘 #napsarelife #foreverlate #imlateimlate #whiterabbit🐰⏰

My gym is my happy place and workouts are my therapy. Last week was been a little crazy and my schedule was been way off. I decided to try to sneak in my workout after the Mr. went to work because I needed my "me time". It's always a gamble with my mini. Sometimes he's up at 8, sometimes he sleeps till 10.

I made my magic juice🦄 and headed out to the gym... I sat down, took a sip and pulled up the monitor. He was awake. 😬🙄 I decided to chance it to see if I could at least get 10-15 minutes in before he started yelling for me.
Well... 45 minutes later and he's back asleep. I've been told my kid is like a unicorn when it comes to his sleep patterns. He is still snoozing soundly at 9:30 on a Saturday.

What time do your kids wake up on the weekends??
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Nice gift for your forever-late friend! 🤣

If I were ever to release a memoir, this would be the cover shot and title #foreverlate

Haven’t posted anything from Penang yet haha 🤣🤣#foreverlate #guilty I think we were walking to #penanghill

#selfiesunday got up early and was still late to church.
#forevertired #foreverlate

I’m a runner!! 🏃‍♀️ #run #foreverlate

Just a few hours left of #Friday but I’ve been dieing to show this off since Monday. So! Here’s the debut of my puny little #philodendron in his new #wateringcan pot that I got for $1.50 at the #salvationarmy and made into a hanger. I absolutely love the irony of a plant growing in a watering can. That is all. 🌱Happy #philodendronfriday & #foliagefriday #foreverlate

two years ago on this day I was nearly 2 weeks overdue, and with an impending induction hanging over my head, I reluctantly sucked down a castor oil smoothie (not delicious) to see if we could get the labor show on the road. Six or seven hours later, my contractions were so intense I was struggling to make it to the car. My aspirations of a drug free birth were starting to seem both unfathomable yet imminent all at once, as the pain was pretttty intense however I truly didn’t think I could bear the drive to the hospital.
Alas I did make it, and as it turned out I was 9.5cm dilated upon arrival, thus eliminating any decision making on my part (yay!) - this would be a drug free birth whether I liked it or not.
A mere 45 minutes after Mike dropped me at the hospital door, this sweet babe was born and life as we knew it was forever changed for the better.

It’s beyond my comprehension how that skinny, wrinkly, newborn is now a running, popsicle/plane/car/baby-doll obsessed, super funny, thoughtful two year old. She seems to have a memory like Mary Lou Henner and has 600 different smiles & facial expressions. She is impressively observant & equally stubborn (cue angry foot stomping). Her comedic timing is on point, and she’ll chat your ear off if you let her (apple didn’t fall far from the tree on that one, clearly). Anyhow, all this to say, it’s wild what can happen in a mere 2 years. Happy 2nd Birthday, sweet Izzy. Keep shining on- you are so loved! (And look at that...I’ve rambled on so long it’s not even her birthday anymore. Which is fitting, I guess. #foreverlate)

-one day late- #foreverlate
The Little’s are growing up quick, Addi P 7th grade at #baylor and E finishes elementary 5th grade #brainerdbaptistschool 😩 I’m off to great a start ... no tie until after Labor Day! #momfail #lastkid

For you other mamas having a morning like me 😉 #foreverlate

I told myself I wasn’t getting my tooth fixed till my kids went to college first #ForeverLate #DagOnKids #GoldToothComingSoon #WellEventually #KidsFirst

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4 weeks in (halfway) through my new program and I am LOVING it. Only 4 workouts per week. Super easy meal plan with a cheat day. I mean... What more can a girl want?!
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Well what I want is to share this amazing program with 10 more people. I am opening TEN more spots for my virtual boot camp this month. My girls are seeing some amazing results from this program as well - and I don't want anyone to miss the opportunity to feel better and get healthy. Not everyone is in this to loose weight y'all. Healthy does not equal less pounds. There is room for improvement in almost everyone's daily routine. Whether it's taking a few extra minutes to get your mind right before you start your day, dialing in your nutrition so you're eating to fuel your body, or maybe you just need a good healthy outlet to destress. No matter what your goal is - we're ready to welcome you with open arms and cheer you on along the way!

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