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Caldo de almeja #purelove #foodpornfail

Remembered seeing this on FB a few months ago and we found it on the menu today. Nutella burger from McDees anyone? #foodpornfail #pleaseignoremyeyebags 😂

Lazy AF! It's past 8 pm! I'm starving and too lazy to cook a meal for myself. So I have leftover potato salad that @emilymolhoek made and a plate of salami, cut up avocado, and string cheese cut into pieces! #lazyaf #lazy #leftovers #foodpornfail #starving

Microwave cheese on toast does not look good. #lunchtimefail #cheese #toast #foodpornfail

Pan fried cod loin with sweet potato mash & spinach - it was so close to being a beautiful tower until the fish crumbled everywhere 😫 #foodpornfail #whatiatefordinner

Yes, I'll take a stack of processed lunch meat. On a fancy plate☝🏼And can you cut that in half for me? Thanks ☺️ Dafuuuu?? 😳#lunchisserved🍴#nofilter #foodpornfail

Sometimes I have a slight #foodpornfail but these little 21 day fix approved turkey meatloaf muffins still turned really good even if the mozzerella melted everywhere!!

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Lazy AF! It's past 8 pm! I'm starving and too lazy to cook a meal for myself. So I have leftover potato salad that @emilymolhoek made and a plate of salami, cut up avocado, and string cheese cut into pieces! #lazyaf #lazy #leftovers #foodpornfail #starving

On teste la #palæobolle : on dirait une régurgitation d'oiseau, l'intérêt gustatif est limité, on suppose qu'elle est énergétiquement riche #paleo #palæo #foodpornfail

Nope, didn't crop the top of this photo.. just not tall enough to snap an overhead pic, even on my tippy toes 🙈 #foodpornfail #shortpeopleproblems

Some people are capable of taking excellent pictures of food.

I am not one of those people.
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#foodpic #foodpornfail #badphotography #jimmyjohns #delicious #notdoingitjustice #sandwich

it's that mom life when you try to take a food porn pic but there's a freakin ratchet barbie doll in the background 🙄#momofgirls #thisisreallife #foodpornfail #breffus #breakfast #sausagemuffin #nomnomnom

I present to you... Foodporn comedy... I ate part of it and I accidentally popped the yolk LMFAO and I drank some of my smoothie foodporn fail!
#foodporn #foodpornfail

My #banana exploded in the microwave! I needed this laugh today. #explodedbanana #foodpornfail #notprettybutyummy #mildlyinappropriate #mildlypenis

It's friday bitches! Who wants some veggies & fries? Just got them out of the oven! 🍖 🍎 ☕️ #boneappletea #iburneverything #foodfails #foodpornfail #yummy #eatup #honeyiburnedthehousedown

Swipe for food pics ::::: Went back to 2nd City @2ndcitynyc after exactly 1 year to celebrate an anniversary. The food was propah and didn't disappoint. That Ube ice cream may be the best in the city. Try it. #ube #ubeicecream #stackingbowls #stackingplates #stack #stacking #stacklife #stackattack #2ndcity #nyceats #nyfood #nyeats #nyc #newyork #dinner #food #foodpornfail #foodporn #westvillage #eastvillage #lotsofvillages #pattern #patternedbowl #chicharrones #porkbelly #adobo #chicken #datenight

Leopold Bro's Bramble Berry Pie - how you buy happiness #foodpornfail #dontjudgeme #wednesdayspies

Swipe left for food pics ::::: our brunch experience at Ponty Bistro, Harlem was decent. The service could've been better but we found out there was only one fella taking care of the entire spot because of 4th of July. Steak and lox omelette were to be saluted. Service, not so much. Mildly recommended. #stack #stacking #stackingbowls #stackingplates #harlem #pontybistroharlem #pontybistro #brunch #lox #omelette #streak #fries #frenchfries #frenchfries #salad #eating #foodporn #foodpornfail #gap #gapmen

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